Hi all! After 5 years of silence, we're damn happy to announce the final entry in our survival horror trilogy... "PARANORMAL PRECINCT - LAST COPY OF '99" The game has been quite and undertaking and as such will feature two separate game modes: Main Story Campaign: A seamless continuation to both PROTOTYPE MANSION and GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR that sees conclusive story endings for our heroes; Cass, Hank, and Muriel... Rookie Blues Game Mode: Solve cases, kill bosses, and save the city in this fixed-camera classic survival horror roguelite. Follow a rookie officer from the first steps of their career to their final, inevitable farewell. Experience multiple campaigns (each with 5 unique casefiles and final boss!), overcome various enemies factions, and explore many locations - rich in story and secrets. Each casefile, a milestone; each challenge, a rite of passage. All leading to the ultimate achievement: securing a [Gold Watch] and retirement party. We can't wait to show you more in the coming weeks! Happy Halloween everyone. Wishlist us at the store page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1258030/Paranormal_Precinct__Last_Copy_of_99/

Hi all, Happy Halloweeeeeeeen!! Some news Episode 3 is officially in development, we'll reveal more very soon. For now though, we've got a biggish update that adds several features, quality of life changes, and bug fixes for Garden Variety Body Horror: SURVIVOR MODE made available at start instead of being buried impossibly deep to find GimpBoy game system made available at start Normal Mode now checkpoints between zones Mid-boss HP rebalanced Adjusted several notes for clarity Fully removed Prefab Evolution from the project Crawlers now appear when intended Fixed Classic Mode achievement Fixed King Tuna achievement Achievements UI now displays all 20 achievements instead of 16 Added a fail-safe to ensure the game can't get lodged in a funky state The game will also be on sale next week just in time for spooky season! This will likely be the last biggish update for Garden Variety Body Horror as we focus our attention on Paranormal Precinct and Wreckage. Thank you for your support over the years! -JLH

In celebration of the Resident Evil 2 release (joy!) we are launching our Big Final Content Update for GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR today. As in right now. This very minute! OVERVIEW In the update we added a whole toolshed of strange new items to unlock for New Game+ that completely break or change the game in interesting ways. There's also a 3rd unlockable mode that is quite frankly, my new favorite way to play. We also fixed a bunch of bugs, balanced some things, and added some new achievements! Spoilers below. NEW CONTENT:

• NEW GAME+ TOOLSHED brand-spanking new unlockable game-breaking items
• SURVIVOR MODE first person survival mode, fewer items, way more enemies
• New side-path added to make world traversal a little easier
• Seaquarium added to Main Game progression
• Rank screen now appears on game complete

• New ways to unlock various weapons in all game modes
• Certain AI made smarter, deadlier, and more efficient
• Gardener fight made slightly more melee friendly
• Additional puzzle solutions added in NG+
• Placed a few more small hints

• Fixed a bug blocking the all fuses achievement
• Fixed a bug blocking the all safes achievement
• Silver Chicken is now recognized by its associated puzzle
• Fixed a bug that forced game completion 16,378 times in rapid succession before promptly crashing. It was a wild ride.

• Classic mode achievement will not unlock automatically if you have already beaten it (will fix later this week so that it double checks at the Main Menu - you will NOT need to play through Classic Mode again to unlock it)
• In very rare cases, leaving the zone while the forge is running and before the chicken mold is complete can soft lock the game. We don't have an easy fix yet to this problem yet. To avoid it simply wait for it cool down before entering a new zone.
• Ending has a popup saying "Prototype Gun Unlocked!" We don't know why and it's not true. Please ignore.

Hotfix upload includes fix to soft lock if you attempt to pick up the hook buried in the cemetery.

Seasons greetings! If you're reading this then the holiday update is now available from your nearest Steam LIBRARY tab. We've added some really cool new stuff and fixed a bunch of bugs with a lot of help from the community. Thank you immensely for your feedback and support cause seriously- chu guys are awesome. PATCHNOTES NEW GAME+ FEATURES: - New mechanics that alter the gameplay experience from the ground up - BITSY haunted story game cartridges to collect and play - Seaquarium now open to visitors - Secret ending(s) to discover - English VO!? TUNING: - Hank run speed modified - General weapon balancing - Revolver is now easier to find - Grenade launcher - now provides ammo on pickup (whoops) - Restored a missing melee weapon kill sound effect - Crawlers - clearer spawn notification, easier to shoot, now respect zone lights - Enemy health/damage balancing BUG FIXES: - All achievements should now be working properly - Crypt entrance now allows for backtracking into the world - Other minor fixes, too many to even remember As always, if you have any issues or questions just let us know. Cheers! Andy & Dylan

COMING UPDATES (12.24.18) For the winter sale we've cut the price in half on Garden Variety Body Horror, come snatch it up for just 5 bucks. Save even more if you buy the bundle! And for Christmas we plan to release an Update including a new game mode for those who have beat the game. Replay to unlock some fun features! - New Game+ - GIMPBOY handheld game device - Haunted Cartridges to be found and played - More books and lore - New zone added

1) Added new graphics modes, now you can play the game in full glorious 480p! 2) Removed a few 4th wall breaking jokes that didn't land as well as we'd hoped and instead looked like unfinished elements instead.

Updated build to balance and update certain elements of the game. 1) re-balanced crawlers, patchwork giants, and mandrakes 2) auto-dequip chest flashlight when equip hand flashlight 3) tweaked endgame events for clarity 4) misc boss tuning 5) minor bug-fixes/glitches

Updated build to fix a soft lock that occurs if you activate a failed fishing spot a second time.