Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import
Jupiter Lighthouse Games Developer
Jupiter Lighthouse Games Publisher
2018-10-31 Release
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
🎮 Full Controller Support
Positive
(17 reviews)
Public Linux Depots:- Garden Variety Body Horror (Linux) [358.62 M]
BIG FINAL CONTENT UPDATE 1/23/19In celebration of the Resident Evil 2 release (joy!) we are launching our Big Final Content Update for GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR today. As in right now. This very minute!
OVERVIEW
In the update we added a whole toolshed of strange new items to unlock for New Game+ that completely break or change the game in interesting ways. There's also a 3rd unlockable mode that is quite frankly, my new favorite way to play. We also fixed a bunch of bugs, balanced some things, and added some new achievements!
Spoilers below.
NEW CONTENT:
- NEW GAME+ TOOLSHED brand-spanking new unlockable game-breaking items
- SURVIVOR MODE first person survival mode, fewer items, way more enemies
- New side-path added to make world traversal a little easier
- Seaquarium added to Main Game progression
- Rank screen now appears on game complete
BALANCE / TUNING:
- New ways to unlock various weapons in all game modes
- Certain AI made smarter, deadlier, and more efficient
- Gardener fight made slightly more melee friendly
- Additional puzzle solutions added in NG+
- Placed a few more small hints
BUG FIXIN':
- Fixed a bug blocking the all fuses achievement
- Fixed a bug blocking the all safes achievement
- Silver Chicken is now recognized by its associated puzzle
- Fixed a bug that forced game completion 16,378 times in rapid succession before promptly crashing. It was a wild ride.
That being said there are still a few bugs that we are aware of:
- Classic mode achievement will not unlock automatically if you have already beaten it (will fix later this week so that it double checks at the Main Menu - you will NOT need to play through Classic Mode again to unlock it)
- In very rare cases, leaving the zone while the forge is running and before the chicken mold is complete can soft lock the game. We don't have an easy fix yet to this problem yet. To avoid it simply wait for it cool down before entering a new zone.
- Ending has a popup saying "Prototype Gun Unlocked!" We don't know why and it's not true. Please ignore.
As always, if you run into any problems please let us know!
Cheers,
Andrew and Dylan
[ 2019-01-23 20:30:20 CET ] [ Original post ]
GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit
PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)
Back of CD case reads:
HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?
Find out! In...
GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!

Features
- Japanese dubs and English subs
- Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
- 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
- Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
- Puzzles of the cryptic kind
"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"
- H. Mason, responsible parent
"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."
- Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian
MINIMAL SETUP- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit
- Processor: Dual-Core 2ghzMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better
- Storage: 320 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
RECOMMENDED SETUP- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i5 or equivalentMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better
- Storage: 320 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
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