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GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)
Back of CD case reads:
HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?
Find out! In...
GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!
Features
- Japanese dubs and English subs
- Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
- 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
- Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
- Puzzles of the cryptic kind
"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"
- H. Mason, responsible parent
"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."
- Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian
Hi all,
Happy Halloweeeeeeeen!!
Some news
Episode 3 is officially in development, we'll reveal more very soon.
For now though, we've got a biggish update that adds several features, quality of life changes, and bug fixes for Garden Variety Body Horror:
SURVIVOR MODE made available at start instead of being buried impossibly deep to find
GimpBoy game system made available at start
Normal Mode now checkpoints between zones
Mid-boss HP rebalanced
Adjusted several notes for clarity
Fully removed Prefab Evolution from the project
Crawlers now appear when intended
Fixed Classic Mode achievement
Fixed King Tuna achievement
Achievements UI now displays all 20 achievements instead of 16
Added a fail-safe to ensure the game can't get lodged in a funky state
The game will also be on sale next week just in time for spooky season!
This will likely be the last biggish update for Garden Variety Body Horror as we focus our attention on Paranormal Precinct and Wreckage.
Thank you for your support over the years!
-JLH
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit
- Processor: Dual-Core 2ghzMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better
- Storage: 320 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
Recommended Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i5 or equivalentMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better
- Storage: 320 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
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