My dearest fanz, Afta Candice 1 receved itz recent scandalous remasta, I cud nt help bt notice dat Candice 2 waz luking a bit scabby & cud do wiv a gud paint. It iz now improved 2 da same sordid standard as Candice 1! I am delited 2 anounce da following changes: * Lipsync & cinematrick camera thruout da game * New & improved paint shader * Terrifyingly formidable hair shader * Improved platforming & wall jump * Improved Megaz enemy bounce & weapons Honestly it iz now so butiful I cud weep - u wil luv it Wiv my most fervent adoration, Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OMG my dearest fanz, I can nt belev dat Candice DeBb's Incredibly Trick Lifestyle iz now 5 yearz old! & Yet it still haz state of da art graphics! A miraculous miracle. & Yet Candice DeBb's Scandalous Secrets iz even more state of da art. & So I hav put both on a mindbogglingly magicle sale!!!!!!!!! Get urself (or a treasured mate, date or invertebrate) up to date ready for Cand3ce. With all of my luv, Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Greetingz Fanz! I thort it mite b time 4 me 2 giv #candiceSecretz an update 4 myself, I so I hav done! If u start up da latest version of my game, u will see that the art style has undergone a subtle tweak & twerk, such that buildingz r now full 3d! I hope personally that it will add a new dimension 2 ur enjoyments of my Scandalous Secrets. In addition, I hav played around wiv da gameplay a bit and all, such that the ghosts in Domathan's house r no longer as powerful! Personally I think that none of Krystal's minions shud b particularly powerful, lovely as she is, & diss is da first step in dat process! My eternal love, Candice xxxxxxxx

Dearest Fanz, Granz & Krystal Stanz, I hav herd ur commentz about how difficult my new space oddisy is, and tbh at first I considered da quote from my idol & role model Marilyn Mason, "If u cnt handle me at my worst u dnt diserve me at my best xx" But then I had a flash of inspiracional inspiration & decided 2 add difficulty modez 2 Candice Secrets! U can now switch between easy, normal & hard at ne tym during my game, so dat u can Challenge Yourself az much or az little az u like. I remane ur most humble servant, Candice xxxxxxxx

I have been unleashed across the galaxy, & it iz tym 4 u 2 experience all of my scandalous secretz! Go & discover my extraterrestrial extravaganza, & get some scandalous secretz of ur own! Luv, luv, Candice xoxox

My dearest hunni bae baes, I am v excited 2 announce that my new benchmark in sexy lifestyles, Candice DeBb's Scandalous Secrets, will be out in less than a week's time (Friday 2nd Novemba)! I can't wait 2 reveal all the scandalous secrets I have been saving up 4 u, so you'd betta add it 2 ur Google / Emacs Org Mode Calendars. With all of my luv, Candice xxxxxxx

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