Da world in my sordid sequel mite be a bit flatter than u remember, but I'm still as buxom as ever. & with that flatness comes new abilities - I can jump & everything & it is sensational. And it iz nt just me this time either. Da world (& extended galaxy) iz in such tremendous danger, that I've teamed up wiv me mates, & u can play as all of uz & discover r riveting secretz. And Krystal too, even if she is a bit skanky.
So come & explore da world I hav painstakingly painted 4 u, & join me az I have romances in space, & a generally good bullety, jumpy, platformy, levelly-uppy time. & listen 2 my dulcet tonez as I rap and sing & talk thruout!
Much luv,
Candice xoxoxox
* Platforming, shooting RPG action
* A scandalously singy soundtrack
* Full voice acting
* Many sidequests
* A little bit of romance
* Generally pretty trick throughout
My dearest fanz,
Afta Candice 1 receved itz recent scandalous remasta, I cud nt help bt notice dat Candice 2 waz luking a bit scabby & cud do wiv a gud paint.
It iz now improved 2 da same sordid standard as Candice 1! I am delited 2 anounce da following changes:
* Lipsync & cinematrick camera thruout da game
* New & improved paint shader
* Terrifyingly formidable hair shader
* Improved platforming & wall jump
* Improved Megaz enemy bounce & weapons
Honestly it iz now so butiful I cud weep - u wil luv it
Wiv my most fervent adoration,
Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04
- Processor: Dual Core Processor with SSE2 SupportMemory: 2048 MB RAM
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 15.10+
- Processor: Quad Core Processor with SSE2 SupportMemory: 4096 MB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated Graphics
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
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