A player, Punkchef-Kumpel, suggested an achievement for our most famous H.O.R.S.E. and that escalated quickly.
That's exactly the reason why we are still updating the most fabulous Progress Bar Simulator, you amazing people out there caring for our fun little game and therefore we could not implement a simple achievement, we would create it in the most amazing and over engineered way possible.
And so it came that the amazing JujiBla drew us the new Progress Bar Simulator mascot, the H.O.R.S.E. [H]elp [O]ptions [R]eset [S]tats [E]xit .
But wait, there is more!
Of (H)ourse we don't only have a new awesome achievement for you to unlock, there is also a new amazing "Progress" Bar to discover.
AND EVEN MORE:
Thanks to one of our players* (*a friend ^^) we are happy to announce that the Progress Bar Simulator has now Mac support!
Yes THAT'S RIGHT! You can now enjoy progress on any of the 3 major operating system
We are still doing a bit of testing before we show it on the store page, but everyone is HIGHLY encouraged to test it out, if you want of Horse .
We hope you enjoy this small but still amazing update
[ 2019-12-18 19:06:41 CET ] [ Original post ]
🕹️ Partial Controller Support
- Progress Bar Simulator Linux [400.85 M]
TL;DR
So, you don’t care about a lot of text? I’m fine with that.Press buttons on your keyboard to make the Progress Bars go up and down.
Intro
Progress, the final frontier. Since everything progresses, but not as fast or slow as YOU want it to, you can take full control of progress in this game.Made with (mostly) historically correct Progress Bars from the history of computers.
A truly passionate approach on the most significant achievements of the modern age: THE PROGRESS BAR, finally becomes a game.
Gameplay Singleplayer
Use any key on your keyboard (or mouse) that you might associate with “right/up” for progression and the “left/down” direction for regress.
normal
Progress and regress as you wish, at your personal pace.
idle
Modern computers are often way too fast to fully enjoy the beauty of Progres Bars. You can finally watch as many Progres Bars as you want, in their pace. Slow and smooth.
RUN BAR
In case your modern life is NOT fast enough, why not try speed-running and Improving every playthrough?
Gameplay Multiplayer
Can you beat your friends? ALL of them? AT THE SAME TIME?
Go against your friends and challenge them in a game of keyboard destruction to find out who can press faster space or backspace.
What other players Say:
But don’t trust my words alone, this is what other player have to say:
- “I am speechless.”
- “We played it straight for an hour against each other.”
- “This is totally awesome!”
- “This is how I imagine the next ransomware will be.”
- “I have absolutely no clue what you are trying to make here.”
- “I am highly underwhelmed.”
So what do you waiting for?
Start making Progress!
- THE DEV
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04 64 Bit
- Processor: Intel i3 / AMD A6-9500Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 4000 / AMD Radeon R5
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 18.04 64 Bit
- Processor: Intel i5 / Ryzen 3Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce 1050 / AMD Radeon VEGA or similar
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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