





Hello progressing people,
this is not only the launch of the H.O.R.S.E. 1st DLC, but it is also a BIG FREE UPDATE to the game itself!
New Progress Bars await, and there are more achievements, minigames, a terminal based web browser, bugfixes and improvements for all you amazing progressors ghsmile
The dev console was massively updated with all kinds of neat and fun things to play with including the most wanted dev console feature: BACKSPACE. This update features also the first fan-made Progress Bar which was created by Punkchef-Kumpel ghsmile
Become a H.O.R.S.E. 1st PREMIUM GOLD MEMBER, support us even more and get the amazing GOLDEN HORSE badge in game to show that you support us even more .
But don't worry! ALL new features, except the H.O.R.S.E. 1st PREMIUM GOLD MEMBERSHIP GOLDEN HORSE BADGE, can be achieved and played without the DLC, it is meant to be purely supportive.
Update Summary:
- H.O.R.S.E. 1st PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP
- 2 1/2 all new Progress Bars [####### ]
- 6 new achievements
- minigame: horse race
- a file system
- fire horse web browser
- bugfixes
- improvements
[ 2020-05-18 15:44:00 CET ] [ Original post ]
🕹️ Partial Controller Support
- Progress Bar Simulator Linux [400.85 M]
TL;DR
So, you don’t care about a lot of text? I’m fine with that.Press buttons on your keyboard to make the Progress Bars go up and down.
Intro
Progress, the final frontier. Since everything progresses, but not as fast or slow as YOU want it to, you can take full control of progress in this game.Made with (mostly) historically correct Progress Bars from the history of computers.
A truly passionate approach on the most significant achievements of the modern age: THE PROGRESS BAR, finally becomes a game.
Gameplay Singleplayer
Use any key on your keyboard (or mouse) that you might associate with “right/up” for progression and the “left/down” direction for regress.
normal
Progress and regress as you wish, at your personal pace.
idle
Modern computers are often way too fast to fully enjoy the beauty of Progres Bars. You can finally watch as many Progres Bars as you want, in their pace. Slow and smooth.
RUN BAR
In case your modern life is NOT fast enough, why not try speed-running and Improving every playthrough?
Gameplay Multiplayer
Can you beat your friends? ALL of them? AT THE SAME TIME?
Go against your friends and challenge them in a game of keyboard destruction to find out who can press faster space or backspace.
What other players Say:
But don’t trust my words alone, this is what other player have to say:
- “I am speechless.”
- “We played it straight for an hour against each other.”
- “This is totally awesome!”
- “This is how I imagine the next ransomware will be.”
- “I have absolutely no clue what you are trying to make here.”
- “I am highly underwhelmed.”
So what do you waiting for?
Start making Progress!
- THE DEV
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04 64 Bit
- Processor: Intel i3 / AMD A6-9500Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 4000 / AMD Radeon R5
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 18.04 64 Bit
- Processor: Intel i5 / Ryzen 3Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce 1050 / AMD Radeon VEGA or similar
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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