We are overwhelmed to announce that we have just received word from Buckingham Palace. Her majesty Queen Elizabeth II insists she plays NotGTAV before it is released to the plebs (her words). There is a long tradition stretching back many years, protected by British law, that the reigning monarch may demand access to any closed beta they wish. We were powerless to argue. Apparently she'll be round in a minute. We've put the kettle on.

[ 2015-07-02 11:47:47 CET ] [ Original post ]

This game is a parody.
It is definitely, positively and (hopefully) legally, NOT the game Grand Theft Auto Five.

Sure, it's called NotGTAV, but those letters stand for Great Traffic Adventure and the V is silent. Like the one in "lawsuit" (which, you'll notice, is also invisible).

This short tour of the glories of the UK’s M4 corridor is easy to play, hard to master, addictive, very funny, and cheap.

100% of the profits from this game go to young people’s charity Peer Productions. Without Peer Productions the NotGames team would never have met. By buying this game you can help us pay something back.

NotGames: Sticking it to the virtual man since about ten minutes ago.



FAQ:
Q: Is it meant to look that bad?
A: Yes.

Q: Really?
A: Yes. Really. It's satire. Like South Park.

Q: Is it meant to be just Snake?
A: Again, yes. That's kinda the point of the satire, see?

Q: So why should I buy it exactly?
A: We guarantee it'll be the funniest game of Snake you've ever played. Especially if you know anything about the UK. Or an infamous driving game. Or have, you know, a sense of humour.