In an extraordinary act of self sabotage, timed to match that of our beloved country, NotGames are slashing the prices of their games by 75% for the next fortnight. Spokesman Kenneth said “We wanted to get a jump on things and see how much income we will have in five years time when the pound is worth about a quarter of its current value. “While other software companies may not be equipped to deal with the upcoming economic carnage we are testing all our systems with this stupid sale. “As well as bringing the price of each of our games down to less than a quid, this sale should pretty much finish us financially as a company as we’ve had a terrible year and have now officially run out of milk.” Aficionados of all things NotGames may be entertained by the regular content we upload on YouTube and FaceBook. These are specifically designed to keep you entertained during the long wait for us to make another game.
[ 2017-03-30 23:15:09 CET ] [ Original post ]
In an extraordinary act of self sabotage, timed to match that of our beloved country, NotGames are slashing the prices of their games by 75% for the next fortnight. Spokesman Kenneth said We wanted to get a jump on things and see how much income we will have in five years time when the pound is worth about a quarter of its current value. While other software companies may not be equipped to deal with the upcoming economic carnage we are testing all our systems with this stupid sale. As well as bringing the price of each of our games down to less than a quid, this sale should pretty much finish us financially as a company as weve had a terrible year and have now officially run out of milk. Aficionados of all things NotGames may be entertained by the regular content we upload on YouTube and FaceBook. These are specifically designed to keep you entertained during the long wait for us to make another game.
[ 2017-03-30 23:15:09 CET ] [ Original post ]
- NotGTAV - Linux [175.04 M]
- The Kickstarter Avoidance Album
It is definitely, positively and (hopefully) legally, NOT the game Grand Theft Auto Five.
Sure, it's called NotGTAV, but those letters stand for Great Traffic Adventure and the V is silent. Like the one in "lawsuit" (which, you'll notice, is also invisible).
This short tour of the glories of the UK’s M4 corridor is easy to play, hard to master, addictive, very funny, and cheap.
100% of the profits from this game go to young people’s charity Peer Productions. Without Peer Productions the NotGames team would never have met. By buying this game you can help us pay something back.
NotGames: Sticking it to the virtual man since about ten minutes ago.
FAQ:
Q: Is it meant to look that bad?
A: Yes.
Q: Really?
A: Yes. Really. It's satire. Like South Park.
Q: Is it meant to be just Snake?
A: Again, yes. That's kinda the point of the satire, see?
Q: So why should I buy it exactly?
A: We guarantee it'll be the funniest game of Snake you've ever played. Especially if you know anything about the UK. Or an infamous driving game. Or have, you know, a sense of humour.
- OS: Ubuntu 14.04
- Processor: 1.5 GhzStorage: 200 MB available space
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