Huzzah! The time is finally upon us! The Procession to Calvary is now available for you to purchase on Steam, with a 10% discount for the next week. Dust off your inventories and sharpen your sabres, it's time for a new adventure! If you haven't yet played Four Last Things, never fear! The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, and features a few recurring characters, but the story can be played independently. If, however, you do want to catch up before you start, Four Last Things is also on sale for the next week, at 50% off! Don't say I'm not good to you. :) Joe

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Features

• Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
  
  
• Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
  
  
• Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
  
  
• Standalone Story - The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but it's story can be played independently.
  
  
• Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situation, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice - and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
  
  
• Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
  
  
• Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.

• OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
• Processor: 2 GHz - Dual CoreMemory: 2 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
• Memory: 2 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
• Storage: 1 GB available space

• OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
• Processor: 2 GHz - Dual CoreMemory: 4 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
• Memory: 4 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
• Storage: 1 GB available space