The third (and FINAL) installment of the Immortal John Triptych, spiritual successor to Four Last Things and The Procession to Calvary, is now available! Go go go! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739900/Death_of_the_Reprobate/

Hear ye, hear ye! Death of the Reprobate, the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych, will be released on November 7th 2024! It's been a long old 4-and-a-bit years. I am withered to a husk. But it's almost done. Death of the Reprobate will finally come to Steam on November 7th 2024! Praise your lord and sharpen your sword, it's time for another Renaissanc-y adventure! (there's actually no sword in this one, but that line was slick so I'm going with it) GET IT ON YOUR WISHLISTS! [previewyoutube=X3ql6wnJwT8;full][/previewyoutube] I love you. Joe

The title says it all really. I made a little demo for Death of the Reprobate and it's available for the next week as part of Next Fest. This demo is unfortunately only available for Windows, and is not yet translated into any of the proposed additional languages. Otherwise it's basically a slightly janky version of the first couple of puzzles in the game, with a few snarky meta demo comments thrown in for good measure. You can download the demo now on the store page. And you can let me know what you thought in the community forum. Please don't hate it. Thank you.

Bonjour, Hola, Ol and Hallo! The Procession to Calvary now includes French, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese and German subtitles. This update also adds an optional text background to improve readability, and fixes the 'two books' bug from the Mac a Linux builds. Hopefully it doesn't also break a bunch of stuff at the same time. Fingers crossed! :) Joe

Do you like Trading Cards? Cos' if you like Trading Cards I have some good news for you vis--vis Trading Cards - The Procession to Calvary (previously devoid of Trading Cards) now features Trading Cards!! What a lovely day for fans of Trading Cards!

Huzzah!

The Procession to Calvary is now available on Nintendo Switch and Xbox, and will arrive on PlayStation later this week. So, eh, if you want to play The Procession to Calvary on Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week), GOOD NEWS! - If you search for The Procession to Calvary on your Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week) you will be able to download and play The Procession to Calvary on your Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week)!! Huzzah!!!

The Procession to Calvary is 1 year old today! We have a huge celebration planned, including a new patch, a GIANT GIVEAWAY and... Wait... Where's the cake? Did you bring the cake? Dude, you were supposed to bring the cake! I did EVERYTHING! Do you have ANY IDEA how long this GIF took to render!? I can't believe you forgot the cake! The ONE THING I asked you to do! I've had enough of this! Forget the dang party! SPIT OUT THAT VOL-AU-VENT! There will be no DLC for you. And you can forget about the nauseatingly upbeat, 24 hour livestream of me playing the 'The Golden Age Adventure Games That Inspired Me'. You're getting nothing. P.S. The 40% discount has already started, so I can't cancel that, but I would ask that you don't make use of it. You haven't earned it.

Huzzah! The time is finally upon us! The Procession to Calvary is now available for you to purchase on Steam, with a 10% discount for the next week. Dust off your inventories and sharpen your sabres, it's time for a new adventure! If you haven't yet played Four Last Things, never fear! The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, and features a few recurring characters, but the story can be played independently. If, however, you do want to catch up before you start, Four Last Things is also on sale for the next week, at 50% off! Don't say I'm not good to you. :) Joe

About

Features

• Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
  
  
• Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
  
  
• Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
  
  
• Standalone Story - The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but it's story can be played independently.
  
  
• Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situation, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice - and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
  
  
• Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
  
  
• Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.

• OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
• Processor: 2 GHz - Dual CoreMemory: 2 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
• Memory: 2 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
• Storage: 1 GB available space

• OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
• Processor: 2 GHz - Dual CoreMemory: 4 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
• Memory: 4 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
• Storage: 1 GB available space