The Procession to Calvary
Joe Richardson Developer
Joe Richardson Publisher
2020-04-09 Release
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Overwhelmingly Positive
(972 reviews)
Public Linux Depots:- The Procession to Calvary Linux [1.29 G]
Happy Birthday to The Procession to Calvary!
The Procession to Calvary is 1 year old today! We have a huge celebration planned, including a new patch, a GIANT GIVEAWAY and... Wait... Where's the cake? Did you bring the cake? Dude, you were supposed to bring the cake!
I did EVERYTHING! Do you have ANY IDEA how long this GIF took to render!? I can't believe you forgot the cake! The ONE THING I asked you to do!
I've had enough of this! Forget the dang party! SPIT OUT THAT VOL-AU-VENT!
There will be no DLC for you. And you can forget about the nauseatingly upbeat, 24 hour livestream of me playing the 'The Golden Age Adventure Games That Inspired Me'.
You're getting nothing.
P.S.
The 40% discount has already started, so I can't cancel that, but I would ask that you don't make use of it.
You haven't earned it.
[ 2021-04-09 09:59:40 CET ] [ Original post ]
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for peace. Ecclesiastes 3:8
About
Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...
Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?
Features
- Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
- Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
- Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
- Standalone Story - The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but it's story can be played independently.
- Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situation, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice - and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
- Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
- Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.
MINIMAL SETUP- OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual CoreMemory: 2 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
- Memory: 2 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
- Storage: 1 GB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUP- OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual CoreMemory: 4 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
- Memory: 4 MB RAMStorage: 1 GB available space
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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