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What cats really want? Why do they moan in front of a closed door but immediately lose interest in it once it's open? Why would they sometimes burst into sudden rage, destroying furniture and wallpapers all over the place? We don't know all the answers, but science has just come one step closer to finding it out! Alas, it now seems to be facing a closed door. Dr. Katz, chief scientific officer of KOTOVOD Cat Learning Factory, sent out this message announcing a brand new type of research facilities -- the Clusters.
"We haev built kluster corez to collect oll kindz of data about catz. Sadly, wes dont haev dataz to analyze yet. But someday we willz. What a tiem to be aliv!"
What a time indeed! Someday, cluster cores will become the main interface for operating with data from various cat facilities of the factory. But for now they are available for every KOTOVOD engineer to build and admire. Apparently, that's all they do at the moment. The Factory's scientists also claim that watching those cores for prolonged periods of time is great for soothing nerves. Rumors about them being able to damage one's retina are just silly rumors, according to our brightest minds. Still, HR department required us to mention that corporate health insurance policy does not cover damage from watching cluster cores. Or any damage, actually.
In other news, please try not to miss the next special issue of KOTOVOD Worker, dedicated to this year's Programmers Day. Our scientists are planning to shed some lights about how clusters process the data about cats.
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