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Cats are truly mysterious creatures!
Thousands of years side by side with humans. Learning how to understand each other. Bringing Mars to life, side by side. And yet, we still know so little about them!
How do you like to call your cat companion? Mr Whiskers? Fluffytoes?
It has recently been discovered, that pre-historic cats (the ones allegedly came from Mars hundreds of thousands years ago), whose traces are now being discovered at various locations on Earth, have not been using names in a sense that we understand them. Instead, it is now believed that they were communicating telepathically within a shared mental field, every member of which was recognized by a unique pattern, assigned to each member of the field by their origin, fur color, style of napping and their taste for different kinds of snacks.
How would these names sound, were they translated into symbols recognized by humans? Well, apparently, before the invention of the Babyl Fish Chip, cats were trying to spell out their names while walking on human desktop keyboards. So if you've ever seen your cat 'accidentally' typing something like 'HGYUj767567uyhvcxdfguhij', then perhaps your furry friends were merely trying to properly introduce themselves.
In the light of this new discovery, more and more cats are starting to refer their names as 'human tags', taking pride in their relation to their legendary ancestors. They still feel fine about us continuing to use them. So don't worry, just keep that food bowl full, silly human!
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