Tons of discounts!

[ 2024-12-19 19:46:51 CET ] [ Original post ]

All of the AI backgrounds are out of Inexplicable Geeks 2. The only one that is left is Scarecrows of Illyria, and that should be sometime around January.

[ 2024-12-19 09:20:39 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/48504/Winter_Sale_2024_Mega_Bundle/ Every game! Every DLC! For Winter Sale only! Until Summer Sale 2025! Or Winter Sale 2025! Probably those as well! As always, if something breaks, please let us know rather than refunding right away or writing a bad review or writing a bad review and then refunding after you wrote said bad review.

[ 2024-12-12 22:18:07 CET ] [ Original post ]

Acheevs now work again!

[ 2024-12-08 23:17:45 CET ] [ Original post ]

Winter is coming.... But it's not here yet. So buy stuff.

[ 2024-11-27 18:08:34 CET ] [ Original post ]

Select titles 20% off! This clearly isn't leading into a bigger sale or anything.

[ 2024-11-21 21:02:32 CET ] [ Original post ]

A patch was uploaded recently which should bring everyone's games up to date, as well as fixing some pathing issues. This, children, is why you don't rush the process and you trust yourself and your vision and skills. You will find yourself putting out incredibly easily avoidable fires for your first game almost a decade later.

[ 2024-11-07 22:24:13 CET ] [ Original post ]

We are aware of the bug where some players cannot leave the Black Woods cave area. We are working to fix it, but it is going to take time. Apparently, the game refuses to upload the new builds, and we have contacted Valve Technical Support on this issue.

[ 2024-11-01 17:26:15 CET ] [ Original post ]

We have added the addition games to the Halloween sale!

[ 2024-10-28 18:26:39 CET ] [ Original post ]

No idea why Steam isn't letting me write patch notes for these games, but we've fixed errors where some New Game+ acheevs are not popping. If this persists, please do let us know.

[ 2024-10-26 21:07:17 CET ] [ Original post ]

Spooky savings for spooky people!

[ 2024-10-18 19:27:15 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3262140/Furries__Scalies__Bears_OH_MY_Whimsical__Bright_Costumes_2025/?beta=0 For this outfit DLC, we went with something a bit different. It will be out later than usual, just because we're getting all new character art for every character in the game.

[ 2024-10-11 20:01:08 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3234460/Mythos_Ever_After_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_Magnusball_Booster_Pack_2024_Variants/?beta=0 The last/only DLC for Mythos Ever After is out right now!

[ 2024-10-10 14:26:18 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2762590/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_If_Made_Today/?curator_clanid=33017070 Why on sale so early? We're trying new tactics.

[ 2024-09-27 17:47:09 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3245540/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_New_Game_Benefits_HD/?beta=0 Our final DLC of the year! Embark on a new journey to right the wrongs of the past, and make sure that weird, nasty time loop from the base campaign of Tentacle Prawn never happen(ed)s (again). Featuring five new part members and a brand new storyline! Innsmouth is set to fall, because if it didn't, that would be kind of counter-productive and a debbie downer ending, but how it does and what happens AFTER is in your hands!

[ 2024-09-25 14:15:35 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3234460/Mythos_Ever_After_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_Magnusball_Booster_Pack_2024_Variants/ One of the things that I had wished that I had done with the original Mythos Ever After was expanded upon the Magnusball segment, but I figured it was just too late. The game was already out, and had been out since 2020. Well, here's a small DLC that expands upon that segment.

[ 2024-09-22 19:09:55 CET ] [ Original post ]

Planetkillerz now has no AI background art. This marks our second game which has been purged of AI BG. To go: - Dinosaur Shakespeare 2 - Geeks: #RestoreTheMillerCut

[ 2024-09-21 18:29:18 CET ] [ Original post ]

Welp, I misspelled 'Convenience'. Remind me never to make sales promo while woozy from a blood draw.

[ 2024-09-13 17:05:44 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2757940/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Spooky_Cat_Girls_2/?beta=0 SPOOKY CAT GIRLS 2?! is now out! It's super rad! Universal Monsters as funky cat bois and girls!

[ 2024-09-05 17:08:15 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2757940/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Spooky_Cat_Girls_2/?curator_clanid=33017070 Starting out spooky season right with some ridiculous cat girls and cat boys. Get it while it is hot. Will be launching with our first launch discount in - I think seven years?

[ 2024-09-04 22:02:40 CET ] [ Original post ]

Oh hey, it's another sale but this time acting as a mimic to the summer sale! look it is post-sdcc. i'm not going to write good.

[ 2024-07-29 20:38:46 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2762590/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_If_Made_Today

[ 2024-07-18 18:38:27 CET ] [ Original post ]

Coming July 18th. It's topical, as one of the love interests in the game is Mark Antony, and the Romans created July. Never say that you never learned anything from a Furry Sim. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2762590/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_If_Made_Today/?curator_clanid=33017070

[ 2024-07-14 11:41:05 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2511000/Dinosaur_Cousin_Squad ohmygodthestorepageisup. I'll be taking a nap.

[ 2024-07-11 17:05:21 CET ] [ Original post ]

I knew I forgot to put PR up somewhere.

[ 2024-06-27 21:16:40 CET ] [ Original post ]

I can't wait to see what fun bugs the testers find!

[ 2024-06-23 02:46:45 CET ] [ Original post ]

It's our annual Pre-Summer Sale Sale!

[ 2024-06-14 19:55:33 CET ] [ Original post ]

Without going into my personal junk, about five to six life events hit me at the end of last year, one of which I had been prepping for. I/We already had decided to only work on Dinosaur Cousin Squad until it was ready for internal beta testers (which should be in the next few weeks), but with everything else that hit, it left me very emotionally drained. That and then you add in the Brain Fog, a loving reminder of my two bouts with COVID-19. The point is that I'm thinking of moving Spooky Cat Girls 2 to later, if not Halloween 2025. Army of Tentacles: Assault on Unicorn Island, if not out by then, would take its place as the Halloween 2024 game. I do not think there is any reason other than current lethargy that AoT: Unicorns would land on Halloween 2024. Cat Girls: IMT is looking good, but as stated, DCS takes priority, and even if we barreled through it before SDCC in late July, we still wouldn't feel comfortable releasing it until at least December, if not later (for personal reasons as well as wishlists). We might do some weird, smaller game after DCS level rough draft is done but before SDCC. AoT: Christmas Edition has been thrown around just cause we were playing Lemmings: Christmas Edition last night. It would probably use the remaining art for Tentacle Prawn that we just never ended up using.

[ 2024-06-07 23:16:23 CET ] [ Original post ]

As usual, the news announcement is late.

[ 2024-05-03 08:24:47 CET ] [ Original post ]

Our second Rotation Sale of the year. Promo art late, as usual.

[ 2024-05-02 19:48:39 CET ] [ Original post ]

We're going to start doing smaller rotational sales of all our products.

[ 2024-04-22 18:56:57 CET ] [ Original post ]

We're trying out Rotation Sales. So, instead of just selling lots of stuff, we're only selling some stuff at a time.

[ 2024-04-22 17:21:57 CET ] [ Original post ]

Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim 2 is on sale for the first time ever! Boy howdy! Complete the set!

[ 2024-04-04 19:20:00 CET ] [ Original post ]

[ 2024-03-14 17:37:19 CET ] [ Original post ]

While progress on Dinosaur Cousin Squad is going well (despite hitting an error as soon as we booted up the base code for the first time as one complete package), we were able to at least get a good foothold on two of the final four Paper Shakespeare games while waiting on the base code. We are very happy to be able to share the store pages with you today: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2762590/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_If_Made_Today https://store.steampowered.com/app/2757940/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Spooky_Cat_Girls_2 Cat Girls? If Made Today isn't a remake, but rather, a reimagining of the game if it was made with the game dev know-how that we have now, and with the storytelling and gameplay that we want to do. This is the first Cat Girls game as if it was completely unconnected to the other games, as the Keegan Quinn/Multiverse BS storyline is over. Spooky Cat Girls 2?! is another experimental title: it is three spooky games in one. The first is the titular Spooky Cat Girls, the second is a Cthulhu Dating Sim that we've been calling the Dark Souls of Visual Novels, and the third is our Kaiju game. Neither have solid dates yet, as we need to both launch Army of Tentacles: Assault on Rainbow Unicorn Island, as well as dedicate our time to finishing up Dinosaur Cousin Squad in time for Christmas - or before. We hope you enjoy.

[ 2024-03-12 18:00:01 CET ] [ Original post ]

Until March 14th. So not weekly. Well, technically weekly. https://store.steampowered.com/app/427930/Army_of_Tentacles_Not_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim/?curator_clanid=33017070 https://store.steampowered.com/app/592200/Super_Army_of_Tentacles_3_The_Search_for_Army_of_Tentacles_2/?curator_clanid=33017070 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1431470/Mythos_Ever_After_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim/?curator_clanid=33017070 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1585450/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Spooky_Cat_Girls/?curator_clanid=33017070 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1627740/SHAKESPEARE_More_like_THIRSTspeare_amirite/?curator_clanid=33017070 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1082760/Paper_Shakespeare_Cthulhu_Coriolanus/?curator_clanid=33017070

[ 2024-03-01 03:57:24 CET ] [ Original post ]

We swear it is the final release date shift.

[ 2024-02-23 22:00:44 CET ] [ Original post ]

Guess who forgot to put up this news update this morning? To be fair: there was a doctor's appointment.

[ 2024-02-03 05:59:55 CET ] [ Original post ]

January 23rd - January 30th AoT 1: 52% Off AoT 3: 52% Off Mythos 1: 15% Off Thirstspeare: 15% Off

[ 2024-01-23 18:31:29 CET ] [ Original post ]

Unicorns has been delayed due to the world being on fire.

[ 2024-01-11 04:46:14 CET ] [ Original post ]

The mad quest to make a game for every Shakespeare play is swiftly reaching its promised end, with the first being Army of Tentacles: Assault on Rainbow Unicorn Island. After that, maybe we can sleep. Two are scheduled for the end of 2024, but the majority of work on those will commence after Dinosaur Cousin Squad has dropped. We don't yet know when that one will have a Store Page up, but we assume within the next few months. Both games were being prepped while Dinosaur Cousin Squad was being worked on, but DCS progress has hit a few fun new snags, so we might be able to finish before proper level clean-up is set to begin in a few months. The final two are set for early and late 2025. One is a collaboration, and the other is another new engine, new genre game..... this time: a tRPG deck builder. In layman's terms, a party based tactical RPG with a card system. We've very recently begun pre-production and asset buy on that one. Store pages for at least two of the final four adaptations will be popping up after Rainbow Unicorn Island drops on the 23rd.

[ 2024-01-05 02:28:02 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2409020/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_2_Prophecy_of_Convenience/?beta=0 With that, 2023's crop has been fully harvested. Have a safe and happy end of the year, everyone!

[ 2023-12-25 19:27:06 CET ] [ Original post ]

SPECIAL! Furry Shakespeare: Cat Girls: 50% Off To celebrate the XMAS DAY launch of the sequel-dlc! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2409020/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_2_Prophecy_of_Convenience ALL OTHER WINTER SALE DEALS! AoT 1: 52% Off AoT 1 BGWE: 69% Off AoT 3: 52% Off AoT BGWE: 82% Off Joe Papp: 15% Off Joe Papp 2: 15% Off Dino Shakespeare: 25% Off Embers of the Zombie Battlemage: 10% Off Furries & Scalies 1: 15% Off Furries & Scalies 2: 15% Off Friendswood: 15% Off Super Scary Halloween Times: 15% Off Super Scary Halloween Times Part II: 15% Off Dashing Dinosaurs & Sexy Centaurs: 25% Off Midsummer: 15% Off Emperor Penguin Lear: 15% Off Love's Lizards Lost: 15% Off Oops! All Dragons: 15% Off Furry Shakespeare: Spooky Cat Girls: 15% Off Two Incredibly Ripped, Absolutely Shredded Noble Kinsmen: 15% Off Inexplicable Geeks: 15% Off Kitten in Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy San Francisco: 15% Off Mythos Ever After: 15% Off Love's Labors Lost: 15% Off Julius Caesar: 15% Off Stick Merchant of Venice: 15% Off Rainbow Hollow: 15% Off Paper Shakespeare: Not To Date?: 42% Off Paper Shakespeare: Not To Date? 2: 15% Off Very Naked Hamlet: 15% Off Planetkillerz: 15% Off Scientific Dino Mating Sim 2021: 15% Off Thirstspeare: 15% Off + Assorted DLC.

[ 2023-12-21 19:48:44 CET ] [ Original post ]

December 7 - 21 AoT 1: 52% Off AoT 1 BGWE: 69% Off AoT 3: 52% Off AoT BGWE: 82% Off Joe Papp: 15% Off Joe Papp 2: 15% Off Dino Shakespeare: 25% Off Embers of the Zombie Battlemage: 10% Off Furries & Scalies 1: 15% Off Furries & Scalies 2: 15% Off Friendswood: 15% Off Super Scary Halloween Times: 15% Off Super Scary Halloween Times Part II: 15% Off Dashing Dinosaurs & Sexy Centaurs: 25% Off Midsummer: 15% Off Emperor Penguin Lear: 15% Off Love's Lizards Lost: 15% Off Oops! All Dragons: 15% Off Furry Shakespeare: Spooky Cat Girls: 15% Off Two Incredibly Ripped, Absolutely Shredded Noble Kinsmen: 15% Off Inexplicable Geeks: 15% Off Kitten in Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy San Francisco: 15% Off Mythos Ever After: 15% Off Love's Labors Lost: 15% Off Julius Caesar: 15% Off Stick Merchant of Venice: 15% Off Rainbow Hollow: 15% Off Paper Shakespeare: Not To Date?: 42% Off Paper Shakespeare: Not To Date? 2: 15% Off Very Naked Hamlet: 15% Off Planetkillerz: 15% Off Scientific Dino Mating Sim 2021: 15% Off Thirstspeare: 15% Off + Assorted DLC.

[ 2023-12-07 18:35:50 CET ] [ Original post ]

- FIXED: Typos - REWROTE: Critter Beast descriptions for clarity. Will require new games.

[ 2023-12-01 00:46:12 CET ] [ Original post ]

- FIXED: Fights now end correctly with certain Critter Beast combinations

[ 2023-11-30 23:30:04 CET ] [ Original post ]

So, for a few smaller games in the past (including tomorrow's Dinos Shakespeare 2 DLC), we have used AI backgrounds. We had both in-house discussions about it, as well as extensively made sure that the singular artist we used for said games was being ethical in what she fed her AI. Scarecrows came out, and at the time, we assumed the generated art was made using the same level of care (as their prior art that we used from the same artist was painted), and while we have no reason to believe otherwise and do not wish to slander said artist, we will be working to attain new background art for Scarecrows. This might look like a combination of new and existing art or it might be new art altogether. Regardless, it will not happen overnight. We will not be using AI art of any kind in any future games. We apologize to both our fellow developers as well as our customers for any ill will gained via our actions.

[ 2023-11-30 04:17:53 CET ] [ Original post ]

AoT 1: 52% Off AoT 1 BGWE: 69% Off AoT 3: 52% Off AoT BGWE: 82% Off Joe Papp: 15% Off Joe Papp 2: 15% Off Dino Shakespeare: 25% Off Embers of the Zombie Battlemage: 10% Off Furries & Scalies 1: 15% Off Furries & Scalies 2: 15% Off Friendswood: 15% Off Super Scary Halloween Times: 15% Off Super Scary Halloween Times Part II: 15% Off Dashing Dinosaurs & Sexy Centaurs: 25% Off Midsummer: 15% Off Emperor Penguin Lear: 15% Off Love's Lizards Lost: 15% Off Oops! All Dragons: 15% Off Furry Shakespeare: Cat Girls: 25% Off Furry Shakespeare: Spooky Cat Girls: 15% Off Two Incredibly Ripped, Absolutely Shredded Noble Kinsmen: 15% Off Inexplicable Geeks: 15% Off Kitten in Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy San Francisco: 15% Off Mythos Ever After: 15% Off Love's Labors Lost: 15% Off Julius Caesar: 15% Off Stick Merchant of Venice: 15% Off Rainbow Hollow: 15% Off Paper Shakespeare: Not To Date?: 42% Off Paper Shakespeare: Not To Date? 2: 15% Off Very Naked Hamlet: 15% Off Planetkillerz: 15% Off Scientific Dino Mating Sim 2021: 15% Off Thirstspeare: 15% Off + Assorted DLC.

[ 2023-11-21 20:13:02 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923530/Scarecrows_of_Illyria As always, please report any bugs.

[ 2023-11-16 17:08:00 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923530/Scarecrows_of_Illyria/ AoT: Unicorns has been moved to January.

[ 2023-11-15 05:54:43 CET ] [ Original post ]

Hope everyone had a safe night! Obviously, AoT: Unicorns is not out. It's my fault. I did not number the lines in the script for easier VO input. I'm a dork.

[ 2023-11-01 01:17:24 CET ] [ Original post ]

We here at the office hope that everyone has a very safe and happy Halloween!

[ 2023-10-20 08:21:44 CET ] [ Original post ]

Due to increased stress due to family medical issues and my own medical issues, Dinosaur Cousin Squad has been delayed until sometime next year. We're fast tracking a game that we intended to work on for next Halloween in order to fill its place, as well as working on the DLC sequels that we were going to do for early next year. DCS could potentially be done by the rest of the team, but because it is the first game of ours in a new genre and engine, plus since I originally started making it as a Christmas present for my younger cousins, I'm trying to be as hands-on as I possibly can be. That just is not possible given my current stress levels from real life currently coming at me from all sides. I promised them this game two Christmas Day's ago. Ugh. Well, it's going to be great when it comes out. This also gives us the chance to give the game a decent lead-in with a Coming Soon page, rather than just putting one up a few weeks before launch during the busiest time of the year. So there's the trick. The treats are coming soon.

[ 2023-10-17 00:07:36 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923551/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_The_Myth__Legend_of_Marauder_Shields Just some short story DLC that adds some lore to the world, new characters and new co-captains!

[ 2023-09-21 21:19:38 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923551/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_The_Myth__Legend_of_Marauder_Shields Oh hey, is it final(?) DLC for a game? You bet your bum it is!

[ 2023-09-17 23:59:42 CET ] [ Original post ]

Army of Tentacles Army 1: 69% Off! Army 1 Black Goat: 68% Off! Army 3: 52% Off! Army 3 Black Goat: 82% Off! Mythos Ever After: 15% Off! Furry + Paper Shakespeare Dinosaur Shakespeare: 25% Off! Very Naked Hamlet: 15% Off! Joe Papp 1: 15% Off! Joe Papp 2: 15% Off! To Date Or Not To Date?: 42% Off! To Date Or Not To Date? 2: 15% Off! To Date Or Not To Date Cat Girls?: 25% Off! To Date Or Not To Date Spooky Cat Girls?: 15% Off! Friendswood: 15% Off! Dashing Dinosaurs & Sexy Centaurs: 25% Off! Super Spooky Halloween Scary Times 1: 15% Off! Super Spooky Halloween Scary Times 2: 15% Off! Midsummer: 15% Off! Planetkillerz: 15% Off! Scientifically Accurate Dinosaur Mating Simulator 2021: 15% Off! SHAKESPEARE?! More Like Thirstspeare: 15% Off! Emperor Penguin Lear: 15% Off! OOPS! All Dragons!: 15% Off! Two Incredibly Ripped, Absolutely Shredded Noble Kinsmen: 15% Off! Kittens in Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy San Francisco: 15% Off! Cthulhu Coriolanus: 15% Off! Stick Julius Caesar (with a dagger!): 15% Off! Stick Merchant of Venice: 15% Off! The Legend of Rainbow Hollow: 15% Off! Other Furries & Scalies & Bears OH MY! 1: 15% Off! Furries & Scalies & Bears OH MY! 2: 15% Off! Inexplicable Geeks: Dawn of Just Us: 15% Off!

[ 2023-09-13 18:38:59 CET ] [ Original post ]

- FIXED: Credit art

[ 2023-09-11 06:57:38 CET ] [ Original post ]

1) Dinosaur Cousin Squad/Scarecrows Update: The office is once again COVID free, but I myself am on a new pre-surgery diet and exercise routine to, hopefully, finally get done with medical crud once and for all. So what does this mean? We're working on Scarecrows as well as the first draft of Dino Squad's 25 levels. But we're going one scene/level a day for each. Dino Squad is still on track for the end of 2023. Scarecrows might actually be ready by the end of the month (given testing, etc.). 2) Aot: Unicorns: Halloween release depends on if we have all voice lines in and fully edited by then.

[ 2023-09-02 00:04:08 CET ] [ Original post ]

AoT Black Woods Editions up to 82% off! Very Naked Hamlet is 15% off! Furries & Scalies 1 & 2 are both 15% off! The Halloween Retail Sale is still going strong, too!

[ 2023-08-09 00:28:07 CET ] [ Original post ]

Guess who has COVID again? That's spooky.

[ 2023-07-31 20:19:51 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2254860/Inexplicable_Geeks_RestoreTheMillerCut/?curator_clanid=33017070 Get it whilst it is hot.

[ 2023-07-21 06:55:06 CET ] [ Original post ]

As Samuel L. Jackson once said: hold on to yer butts.

[ 2023-06-29 17:21:13 CET ] [ Original post ]

Due to a combination of factors: 1) Surgery recovery. 2) Family life events. 3) Quality dev cycles for various products. We redid the schedule today, and feel like we have a better grip on when exactly we can work on what specific projects. 4) Dinosaur Cousin Squad being a new genre and a new engine. Unless otherwise specified, everything already not in production is going to be pushed to 2024. Geeks: Miller Cut, Illyria, and Rainbow Island are all 90% done and still expected to be able to be completed in a relatively short amount of time. Everything else is non-priority at this point and is going to be 2024.

[ 2023-06-21 05:07:16 CET ] [ Original post ]

It's almost that time again! Which means it is that time again! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1112270/Army_of_Tentacles_Not_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_2__DLC_2 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1112281/Army_of_Tentacles_Not_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_2_Odd_WindowsOnly_EXP_Booster Enjoy some free DLC.

[ 2023-06-19 17:05:29 CET ] [ Original post ]

- ALTERED: Pathcode

[ 2023-06-14 21:47:29 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2465590/Furries__Scalies_Super_Scary_Halloween_Spooky_Times_Final_Boss https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923550/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_Huge_Manatees https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246430/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_Morris_Critter_Beast_Emporium Final Halloween Times 1 DLC, plus two small Tentacle Prawn DLCs, one adding new classes and the other adding new Critter Beasts.

[ 2023-06-08 14:59:28 CET ] [ Original post ]

- FIXED: Typos

[ 2023-06-08 14:08:13 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2457910/Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2022_American_Revolution_1775__1786_Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2023_French_Revolution_1789__1799 So, like, in all seriousness, this is the game that I should be writing on pain meds right now. This one rounds out the three DLC Sequels that are hitting in the year of our Gourd 2023.

The Rest of 2023, in recap....

DLC Titles https://store.steampowered.com/app/2409020/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_2_Prophecy_of_Convenience https://store.steampowered.com/app/2410350/Dinosaur_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_2_Winter_of_our_Discontent Full Games https://store.steampowered.com/app/2254860/Inexplicable_Geeks_RestoreTheMillerCut https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923530/Scarecrows_of_Illyria https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877720/Army_of_Tentacles_Assault_on_Rainbow_Unicorn_Island

[ 2023-06-03 01:33:38 CET ] [ Original post ]

What's this? Announcing four new products whilst recovering from surgery? Well, they aren't huge, and half of them are already in various stages of production.

Three upcoming DLC-Quels!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2409020/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_2_Prophecy_of_Convenience https://store.steampowered.com/app/2410350/Dinosaur_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_2_Winter_of_our_Discontent We're trying to make these suckers the size of full games, but no promises. Experimenting with a DLC format allows us to take both more and safer risks with a pre-established game. We also don't have the budget for three full games at the moment, and we're currently six games away from adapting every Shakespeare play (that excludes the entirety of the Henriad, which we're trying to do as one game - nine plays as one title). DLC costs us nothing, and we had the assets lying around. Some were made specifically for the DLC-Quels, some just were gathering dust. The third DLC-Quel isn't ready to reveal yet. We were thinking we could reveal all three at once, but forgot that one still needed to be submitted to Valve for verification.

New Games on the horizon!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2254860/Inexplicable_Geeks_RestoreTheMillerCut https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923530/Scarecrows_of_Illyria Geeks Hashtag is a fun, quick little thing we wanted to get out for this year's SDCC. Lovingly taking aim at things like the Snyder Cut.

[ 2023-06-01 02:34:49 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1487670/Army_of_Tentacles_Not_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_2_SDCC_2023_Exclusive_Army_Units I mean, exclusives are starting to be announced for San Diego Comic-Con, so we thought "why wait until June or even July for our funny-ha-ha pack?".

[ 2023-05-29 12:40:56 CET ] [ Original post ]

- FIXED: Typos

[ 2023-05-28 04:52:03 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1727790/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim Look! A game! I'm amazing! Right before surgery, too! I deserve, like, fifty Gold Medals. Enjoy this quaint jaunt, straddling the lines between the Paper Shakespeare world and the Army of Tentacles world.
Scarecrows of Illyria is coming sometime next month.

[ 2023-05-23 18:13:37 CET ] [ Original post ]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/476560/Army_of_Tentacles_Not_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_October_SURPRISE_Army_Unit_Pack To celebrate the new patches for Army 1, 1 BW, 3, and 3 BW, here's a small upgrade pack for Army 1. It won't be extremely noticeable, but will help with the final Invasion of Innsmouth. I'm going to hibernate for 900 years.

[ 2023-04-26 15:50:18 CET ] [ Original post ]

It's early, yeah, but I'm also gonna be getting surgery bills soon. This one is also a two-parter, with the main meat - the Barnacle Meat, if you are classy enough to watch Succession - coming next month.

[ 2023-04-24 19:35:35 CET ] [ Original post ]

The newest patch for Army of Tentacles 3 went out a few hours ago. It doesn't have any real changes at all minus a few clean-up thingamabobs. It's unknown if Army 1 will have the same treatment or not. Here's why: I know that I promised new features or at least updated features for the games, but that was before my health took a turn for the worse. It seems that the surgery I had about a year ago left me with other festering issues that are just now getting around to being addressed, which includes another surgery in exactly one month. That + new meds + my current brain fog = I had to hire new contractors to help fix what was broken in the old games, and at this point, Army 3 was able to get back up to working condition.

[ 2023-04-24 12:59:25 CET ] [ Original post ]

Yes. We know. Here's a sale anyway.

[ 2023-03-25 23:39:12 CET ] [ Original post ]

Well. Just spent the last few days completely redoing the combat system. Why? Because the old one just wasn't any fun. Still on track, as is Tentacle Prawn. Just getting ready to set everything aside next month to dive headfirst into designing our first platformer. We may be getting a new level programmer for Dinosaur Cousin Squad, so look out for that update soon. If that happens, we don't yet know how it would affect the current workflow/schedule. Best case scenario is it clears up time and stress so we can work on Furry Shakespeare 2, but that's not even really a thing yet beyond a first draft of the script.

[ 2023-03-23 16:35:31 CET ] [ Original post ]

It's literally still snowing here, but sure.

[ 2023-03-16 17:45:51 CET ] [ Original post ]

First off, it's really ridiculous that we finally got out the final Army of Tentacles. Yes, Unicorns is coming later, and Tentacle Prawn technically counts as a spin-off in the same way that the Mythos games do, but for all mentally stressful purposes, the trilogy is over. Yes, that feels weird, considering the series began in 2016 and the recodes are still being worked on. Army 3's recode now only has 20 Arguments, and even though we're working on Dinosaur Cousin Squad exclusively after March ends, not working on any other projects is going to free up time to finish those. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1082690/Army_of_Tentacles_Not_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim_2 Next up is Tentacle Prawn, which is a mix of Paper Shakespeare/Army of Tentacles.....
Internally, we've been referring to it as Army of Tentacles 4, even though it's... really not an entry in the main arc. It has.... stuff in it, and it really is a true mixture of the two worlds, but it is its own thing entirely. It's going to go live early April. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1727790/Tentacle_Prawn_Actually_A_Cthulhu_Dating_Sim

[ 2023-03-07 17:52:08 CET ] [ Original post ]