*Splat* *Plorp* *Squet* *Pfft*
You're a piece of goop stuck in a loop. All you can do is jump and stick to make the loop roll using physics. You can aim your jump and have some air control, so it's a matter of being patient and clever in order to build up enough momentum to get over hills and other obstacles.
- Roll the loop up hills, over gaps, and other obstacles.
- Be encouraged/entertained/enraged by my narration as you attempt to reach the top.
- Fall back down and lose a bunch of progress, probably.
- Question your life choices.
- Discover new goop colors.
Did you feel you weren't tormented enough before? No worries! There are even more painful obstacles to pass before reaching the finish line now.
- Blocked section is... still blocked, but you can break the blocks, which is good, because the finish line moved beyond that area.
- Another section playing homage to the classics + zero gravity!
- Possibly the worst puns you've ever heard.
- Some minor bug fixes, such as triggering a voice line complementing you for taking a shortcut when you didn't actually take a shortcut. Certainly don't want any unnecessary positivity!
- You probably don't want wooden planks stuck inside of you when you resume the game, so I fixed that. If you did, older builds are available on the beta builds dropdown. I won't judge.
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