Did you feel you weren't tormented enough before? No worries! There are even more painful obstacles to pass before reaching the finish line now.

• Blocked section is... still blocked, but you can break the blocks, which is good, because the finish line moved beyond that area.
• Another section playing homage to the classics + zero gravity!
• Possibly the worst puns you've ever heard.
• Some minor bug fixes, such as triggering a voice line complementing you for taking a shortcut when you didn't actually take a shortcut. Certainly don't want any unnecessary positivity!
• You probably don't want wooden planks stuck inside of you when you resume the game, so I fixed that. If you did, older builds are available on the beta builds dropdown. I won't judge.

[ 2021-01-06 14:13:15 CET ] [ Original post ]

*Splat* *Plorp* *Squet* *Pfft*

You're a piece of goop stuck in a loop. All you can do is jump and stick to make the loop roll using physics. You can aim your jump and have some air control, so it's a matter of being patient and clever in order to build up enough momentum to get over hills and other obstacles.

• Roll the loop up hills, over gaps, and other obstacles.
  
• Be encouraged/entertained/enraged by my narration as you attempt to reach the top.
  
• Fall back down and lose a bunch of progress, probably.
  
• Question your life choices.
  
• Discover new goop colors.