Have you been screaming in frustration at a blob of goop? Now, maybe, you'll feel guilty about it. Just look at that cute little guy. LOOK AT HIM! He's trying his best, OK? You should try your best, too. In addition to cute eyes, the goop blushes after farting. These are the kinds of high-priority tasks I need to finish before the game can get out of early access. I'm pretty sure that feature, alone, bumps the value of the game up by a couple dollars, so you might want to grab the game before the price increases! I also added some different voice lines depending on how long you took to beat the game, so, after feeling bad about yelling at that cute little goop, you can also feel bad about how long it took to finish.

[ 2021-02-03 12:05:04 CET ] [ Original post ]

*Splat* *Plorp* *Squet* *Pfft*

You're a piece of goop stuck in a loop. All you can do is jump and stick to make the loop roll using physics. You can aim your jump and have some air control, so it's a matter of being patient and clever in order to build up enough momentum to get over hills and other obstacles.

• Roll the loop up hills, over gaps, and other obstacles.
  
• Be encouraged/entertained/enraged by my narration as you attempt to reach the top.
  
• Fall back down and lose a bunch of progress, probably.
  
• Question your life choices.
  
• Discover new goop colors.