Yeah, many of the achievements are patronizing, like giving you an achievement for getting over the first tiny hill, then giving you an achievement for getting that achievement, but it's Goop Loop. What do you expect? There are some more challenging achievements too, though, like getting the golden loop or juggling a paint bucket.

[ 2021-03-31 11:44:57 CET ] [ Original post ]

*Splat* *Plorp* *Squet* *Pfft*

You're a piece of goop stuck in a loop. All you can do is jump and stick to make the loop roll using physics. You can aim your jump and have some air control, so it's a matter of being patient and clever in order to build up enough momentum to get over hills and other obstacles.

• Roll the loop up hills, over gaps, and other obstacles.
  
• Be encouraged/entertained/enraged by my narration as you attempt to reach the top.
  
• Fall back down and lose a bunch of progress, probably.
  
• Question your life choices.
  
• Discover new goop colors.