*Splat* *Plorp* *Squet* *Pfft*
You're a piece of goop stuck in a loop. All you can do is jump and stick to make the loop roll using physics. You can aim your jump and have some air control, so it's a matter of being patient and clever in order to build up enough momentum to get over hills and other obstacles.
- Roll the loop up hills, over gaps, and other obstacles.
- Be encouraged/entertained/enraged by my narration as you attempt to reach the top.
- Fall back down and lose a bunch of progress, probably.
- Question your life choices.
- Discover new goop colors.
Fixed some bugs, added some landmarks to help reduce confusion, and added more bad jokes to help increase confusion.
- Added an end screen with a summary of time taken and paint cans collected.
- Smoke and soda can landmarks to help people figure out where they are after falling down.
- In addition to "camera goop", "camera loop", and "camera average", there's a "camera freeze" console command, on the off chance people want to make videos or some nonsense where the goop rolls into frame.
- More useless console commands to troll people trying to type in cheats.
- Attempted to ensure the menu background sound doesn't play once the game is running.
- Timer doesn't start until intro cinematic finishes.
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