I felt the part after the fake finish line was a little unfair, so I added a temporary blocker to give players a second chance, but once it's hit, it's "So long, sucker!" Like, literally, it's a sucker. And it's so long. Because I had to be more horrible while making things less horrible to maintain balance in the universe. Other things in this build:

• Translation updates for Portugese (Brazil), German, and French (Thanks to Combine, Cold, kaua0f0m, ddanel, and mbr_bombadil)
• Swahili (Kenya) translation (Thanks to davidnjihiahere)
• Added nothing up the ramp after the finish line.
• Fixed crash with "zoom" console command.
• Increased voice over queue time.

[ 2021-08-11 23:29:23 CET ] [ Original post ]

*Splat* *Plorp* *Squet* *Pfft*

You're a piece of goop stuck in a loop. All you can do is jump and stick to make the loop roll using physics. You can aim your jump and have some air control, so it's a matter of being patient and clever in order to build up enough momentum to get over hills and other obstacles.

• Roll the loop up hills, over gaps, and other obstacles.
  
• Be encouraged/entertained/enraged by my narration as you attempt to reach the top.
  
• Fall back down and lose a bunch of progress, probably.
  
• Question your life choices.
  
• Discover new goop colors.