Attention investors!
The Stonks Market has suffered a tremendous loss in value overnight, dropping 40% of its price at open this morning. It's reached a new all-time low of $2.99 USD and it's uncertain whether it will ever recover.
While this deflation is an unwelcome shock to those with long positions, new traders must ask themselves if this is the dip they were waiting to buy. Value investors, take note! This could be the deal of the century.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554080
[ 2021-06-04 14:24:41 CET ] [ Original post ]
Hey Stonkers,
We made some changes to the trading interface, the market fluctuations, and some other things whjch should reveal more information through play. A lot of this has come from user feedback in the Discord and watching folks play on Twitch.
Thanks for playing the game, and we hope you enjoy it even more!
Version 050
- Per-stock cost average is now displayed in the detailed information panel - Individual stock gain / loss percentage is now displayed in the detailed information panel - Portfolio daily change value and percentage now displayed in the portfolio information panel - Improved data layout for better readability - Added qty +/- 10 buttons for easier order manipulation - Added ZERO button to easily reset your qty counter - Applied visual button highlights to give better confirmation feedback - Now plays sound effects on Buy / Sell confirmations - Changed the sound effect for the finale's quit button denial - Provide player detail on the exactness of their market effect in the finale - Rejig the finale structure (Golden Boom now more difficult to reach) - Improved number rounding display to always show double decimals - Fixed some typos - Other stuff
[ 2021-05-28 11:24:58 CET ] [ Original post ]
Always Sometimes Monsters turns 7 years old today!
To celebrate, we're having a franchise-wide sale.
Get ASM or SAM (and all of their DLCs) 50% off!
Limited Time Only!
Check it out on Nintendo Switch as well.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/274310
http://store.steampowered.com/app/441440
[ 2021-05-21 17:33:51 CET ] [ Original post ]
Just a few small changes to the way the numbers work behind the scenes, and a little extra data fed to the player at the end of the game. Nothing too exciting, but improves stability and market functions.
Sorry, Linux users.
Version 048
- Lowered floors during finale to 0.01
- Fixed variance on bad market days (more chaos)
- Improved market systems / stability overall
- Added some game data read-outs after final trades
- Tracked all-time peak portfolio value metric
- Added alternative closing song on finale day
- Disabled Linux build until further notice
- Fixed some video playback issues
- Updated Steam library artwork
[ 2021-05-13 13:59:12 CET ] [ Original post ]
How's your portfolio doing?
Today we're pleased to release The Stonks Market, right here on Steam. It's a simple trading simulator with a funny story about a rather clueless guy who gets into all kinds of trouble through the stock market.
You'll get access to a basic trading terminal, a stimulus check, and enough time to risk it all gambling on bad plays you've barely researched. All of this while you contend with a frustrated wife, too many know-it-all advisors, and the crippling fear of losing it all in an instant. Kinda like real-life, huh?
Whether you're an avid stock bro, a crayon-eating monkey, or never touched a trading app in your life, The Stonks Market is worth a few laughs. We hope you enjoy all its wild characters and bizarre scenarios.
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The game is available right now with a 25% Launch Discount:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554080
You can also pick it up as part The Stale Meme Collection for even more savings:
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/20966
Oh, and one more thing...
ALL APES TO THE MOON!
[ 2021-05-05 17:45:47 CET ] [ Original post ]
- Linux Stonks [992.18 M]
Become the Ultimate Daytrader
BUY, SELL, or HODL your stonks of choice as you navigate a real-time trading interface to capitalize on your limited funds, and convert them into a luxurious bounty of profits.YOLO Your Life Savings
Leverage everything you own, refinance your home, and put your entire net worth at risk with trades that have the potential to destroy your life and leave you in complete financial ruin.Return to Monke
Have a religious experience involving an ape that will give you strength to fight the FUD and set you on a course that will ultimately lead you to infinite riches or absolute peril.Collapse the Economy
Take down hedge funds, market makers, and the entire capitalist system as you bring about the destruction of modern civilization in your daring pursuit of short-term gains.Fast Funny
Expect a couple of quick laughs, replay opportunities, and some simple fun as you unlock its 13 achievements over around 45 mins of story and about 60 mins of trading action.- OS: Ubuntu 14.04 or Steam OS 2.0 (64 bit)
- Processor: Intel Core2 Duo or betterMemory: 900 MB RAM
- Memory: 900 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1080p CapableAdditional Notes: 1920x1080 or better Display