Attention investors! The Stonks Market has suffered a tremendous loss in value overnight, dropping 40% of its price at open this morning. It's reached a new all-time low of $2.99 USD and it's uncertain whether it will ever recover. While this deflation is an unwelcome shock to those with long positions, new traders must ask themselves if this is the dip they were waiting to buy. Value investors, take note! This could be the deal of the century. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554080

Hey Stonkers, We made some changes to the trading interface, the market fluctuations, and some other things whjch should reveal more information through play. A lot of this has come from user feedback in the Discord and watching folks play on Twitch. Thanks for playing the game, and we hope you enjoy it even more!

Version 050

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Just a few small changes to the way the numbers work behind the scenes, and a little extra data fed to the player at the end of the game. Nothing too exciting, but improves stability and market functions. Sorry, Linux users. Version 048 - Lowered floors during finale to 0.01 - Fixed variance on bad market days (more chaos) - Improved market systems / stability overall - Added some game data read-outs after final trades - Tracked all-time peak portfolio value metric - Added alternative closing song on finale day - Disabled Linux build until further notice - Fixed some video playback issues - Updated Steam library artwork

How's your portfolio doing? Today we're pleased to release The Stonks Market, right here on Steam. It's a simple trading simulator with a funny story about a rather clueless guy who gets into all kinds of trouble through the stock market. You'll get access to a basic trading terminal, a stimulus check, and enough time to risk it all gambling on bad plays you've barely researched. All of this while you contend with a frustrated wife, too many know-it-all advisors, and the crippling fear of losing it all in an instant. Kinda like real-life, huh?




Whether you're an avid stock bro, a crayon-eating monkey, or never touched a trading app in your life, The Stonks Market is worth a few laughs. We hope you enjoy all its wild characters and bizarre scenarios. ------ The game is available right now with a 25% Launch Discount: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554080 You can also pick it up as part The Stale Meme Collection for even more savings: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/20966 Oh, and one more thing...

ALL APES TO THE MOON!