How's your portfolio doing?
Today we're pleased to release The Stonks Market, right here on Steam. It's a simple trading simulator with a funny story about a rather clueless guy who gets into all kinds of trouble through the stock market.
You'll get access to a basic trading terminal, a stimulus check, and enough time to risk it all gambling on bad plays you've barely researched. All of this while you contend with a frustrated wife, too many know-it-all advisors, and the crippling fear of losing it all in an instant. Kinda like real-life, huh?
Whether you're an avid stock bro, a crayon-eating monkey, or never touched a trading app in your life, The Stonks Market is worth a few laughs. We hope you enjoy all its wild characters and bizarre scenarios.
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The game is available right now with a 25% Launch Discount:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554080
You can also pick it up as part The Stale Meme Collection for even more savings:
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/20966
Oh, and one more thing...
BUY, SELL, or HODL your stonks of choice as you navigate a real-time trading interface to capitalize on your limited funds, and convert them into a luxurious bounty of profits.
YOLO Your Life Savings
Leverage everything you own, refinance your home, and put your entire net worth at risk with trades that have the potential to destroy your life and leave you in complete financial ruin.
Return to Monke
Have a religious experience involving an ape that will give you strength to fight the FUD and set you on a course that will ultimately lead you to infinite riches or absolute peril.
Collapse the Economy
Take down hedge funds, market makers, and the entire capitalist system as you bring about the destruction of modern civilization in your daring pursuit of short-term gains.
Fast Funny
Expect a couple of quick laughs, replay opportunities, and some simple fun as you unlock its 13 achievements over around 45 mins of story and about 60 mins of trading action.
MINIMAL SETUP
OS: Ubuntu 14.04 or Steam OS 2.0 (64 bit)
Processor: Intel Core2 Duo or betterMemory: 900 MB RAM
Memory: 900 MB RAM
Graphics: 1080p CapableAdditional Notes: 1920x1080 or better Display