No Pineapple Left Behind (tuxdb.com)

No Pineapple Left Behind

Subaltern Games Developer

Subaltern Games Publisher

2016-02-18 Release

Strategy Simulation SingleplayerTags

Game News Posts: 26

🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse

Mixed (16 reviews)

http://subalterngames.com/

Steam Store

The Game includes VR Support

Public Linux Depots:

No Pineapple Left Behind Linux [688 M]

Available DLCs:

No Pineapple Left Behind - Soundtrack

NPLB Intership Program Episode 2: Lasers

Part 2 of x of a series in which YOU will learn how to be a successful principal. Use lasers to manipulate a child's feelings, but be careful to not give a child too much individual attention, or else your teacher will be too exhausted to instruct the rest of the class. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF-DHRDkVBw&ab_channel=SethAlter Here is Episode 1 is case you missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2pwafGjPy0&ab_channel=SethAlter

[ 2015-06-11 16:11:43 CET ] [ Original post ]

In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.

Features:

Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
Nine schools, each with unique challenges
Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether

MINIMAL SETUPOS: Ubuntu
Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
Storage: 500 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUPOS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
Memory: 2 GB RAM

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