No Pineapple Left Behind
Subaltern Games Developer
Subaltern Games Publisher
2016-02-18 Release
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Mixed
(16 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:- No Pineapple Left Behind Linux [688 M]
Available DLCs:- No Pineapple Left Behind - Soundtrack
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The Laser Museum is an actual development tool that we use at Subaltern Games to design Lasers. It is also the best misunderstanding ever.
Every laser in the game has at least three components: an origin effect, a beam, and an end effect (some lasers have more than one of these). Danger, our Special Effectspert, made a bunch of variants of each option. Seth, our Captain of Industry, requested a “museum” that would allow him to see all of the options at once. That way, he could say something like: “I want a laser with Origin 5, Beam 2, and Aura 12″ and Danger could create the laser quickly.
Seth sincerely wanted this “museum” to be a reference sheet, perhaps a pdf (we know that’s what he wanted because he is writing this post). Danger instead created a Laser Museum, which is a game-like creation where you can walk around and look at laser effects.
Subaltern Games now uses the laser museum whenever it is time to create a new effect. Have fun walking around and seeing how our creative process works!
[ 2015-06-13 20:00:52 CET ] [ Original post ] In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.
Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
MINIMAL SETUP- OS: Ubuntu
- Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Storage: 500 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUP- OS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
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