No Pineapple Left Behind
Subaltern Games Developer
Subaltern Games Publisher
2016-02-18 Release
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Mixed
(16 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:- No Pineapple Left Behind Linux [688 M]
Available DLCs:- No Pineapple Left Behind - Soundtrack
We Made an Alpha!Download it here
How it works:
- It’s free
- Download it
- If you really like it and you can donate, please do
What is in the alpha:
- Two of the nine levels in the game:
- William Walker Middle School: This is basically a tutorial level
- Frederick Jackson Turner Center for Achievement: Learn how to deal with late buses and some new advanced features
Features:
- Comprehensive tutorial for everything listed below
- Hire faculty
- Assign magic spells to each teacher to teach classes
- Assign lasers to each teacher to manipulate the feelings of children
- Unlock new spells and lasers using XP
- Adjust teacher salaries
- Fire teachers if they are burned out
- Children have very sophisticated AI behaviors, which include character traits, social networks, and daily goals
- Deal with school quests (or ignore them)
What is NOT in the alpha:
- Seven other scenarios
- Various art/sound/animation assets
- Features
- Cops
- Scheduling Mode
- Overcrowding classrooms
- Expel students
- Detention
- Librarians
- Sports
- Vice Principals
- Teacher’s Lounge
- Utilities
- Administrative decisions
- Localization
- Probably a lack of bugs
[ 2015-07-27 14:28:42 CET ] [ Original post ] In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.
Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
MINIMAL SETUP- OS: Ubuntu
- Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Storage: 500 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUP- OS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
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