No Pineapple Left Behind (tuxdb.com)

No Pineapple Left Behind

Subaltern Games Developer

Subaltern Games Publisher

2016-02-18 Release

Strategy Simulation SingleplayerTags

Game News Posts: 26

🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse

Mixed (16 reviews)

http://subalterngames.com/

Steam Store

The Game includes VR Support

Public Linux Depots:

No Pineapple Left Behind Linux [688 M]

Available DLCs:

No Pineapple Left Behind - Soundtrack

Beta Release!

We have released a closed beta of No Pineapple Left Behind. We’re only a few months away from releasing the final version of the game! Do you want to help us test the beta? If so, here's a list of 200 Steam keys. (EDIT: It's all gone! Thanks to all who participated!) Be sure to add your profile name to the list so that people know that that key is taken. Please note: Steam keys will be valid for the final release. We’re basically handing out free copies of the game because we think you’re awesome. The beta has:

All 9 schools
All 12 magic spell effects
Tons and tons of graphical updates, UI improvements, bug fixes
Creepy vice principals that can hack kids’ brains
A minigame that might involve kids throwing pineapples at each other

[ 2015-12-09 16:25:17 CET ] [ Original post ]

In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.

Features:

Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
Nine schools, each with unique challenges
Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether

MINIMAL SETUPOS: Ubuntu
Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
Storage: 500 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUPOS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
Memory: 2 GB RAM

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