No Pineapple Left Behind
Subaltern Games Developer
Subaltern Games Publisher
2016-02-18 Release
Game News Posts:
26
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Mixed
(16 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- No Pineapple Left Behind Linux [688 M]
Available DLCs:
- No Pineapple Left Behind - Soundtrack
Beta Release!
[ 2015-12-09 16:25:17 CET ] [ Original post ]
We have released a closed beta of No Pineapple Left Behind. We’re only a few months away from releasing the final version of the game! Do you want to help us test the beta? If so, here's a list of 200 Steam keys. (EDIT: It's all gone! Thanks to all who participated!) Be sure to add your profile name to the list so that people know that that key is taken. Please note: Steam keys will be valid for the final release. We’re basically handing out free copies of the game because we think you’re awesome. The beta has:
- All 9 schools
- All 12 magic spell effects
- Tons and tons of graphical updates, UI improvements, bug fixes
- Creepy vice principals that can hack kids’ brains
- A minigame that might involve kids throwing pineapples at each other
[ 2015-12-09 16:25:17 CET ] [ Original post ]
In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.
Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu
- Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- OS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
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