No Pineapple Left Behind
Subaltern Games Developer
Subaltern Games Publisher
2016-02-18 Release
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Mixed
(16 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:- No Pineapple Left Behind Linux [688 M]
Available DLCs:- No Pineapple Left Behind - Soundtrack
Beta Update: Kinesthetic KumquatPlayer's Patch Notes (a more detailed version of this list can be found within the data directory of the game, called "CHANGELOG.txt").
If the game does not update on its own, exit Steam then open it up again.
STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS
BUG FIXES
- Fixed tons of bugs relating to the save/load system
- Fixed tons of bugs that could occur if player fired a teacher that was casting a spell
- Fixed some issues with children turning into pineapples
- Corrected various UI glitches
- Corrected some typos
- Fixed: in 2nd level (Ananas Pleito), it is possible to break the tutorial by not firing both teachers at the same time
BALANCE
- Changed rules for parent phone calls: they always resolve at sunset
- Changed rules for money: the budget and recharging of teachers is adjusted at sunset (instead of sunrise)
- Can no longer fire/hire at night
- Added an extra $5,000 at the start of the Frederick Jackson Turner School scenario (4th level)
- Lengthened duration of William Walker (3rd level)
- Hiring cost increases per subject whenever player hires a teacher
AI
- Added two new child traits: "Enemy" and "Frenemy"
- Changed some child quest outcomes to create Enemies
UI / UX
- Admin buttons only work in daytime
- School grade is hidden until teachers have cast spells
- Added a big message for when teachers are paid
- Added text to teacher panel indicating recharge rate
- Checkmarks added to the checkboxes in New Bellona (map) screen
- "Skip Tutorial" button is now labeled "Disable Tutorial" and only skips tutorials for the current scenario
- Added main menu button
- Added scale tween to major notifications
ART
- Polished a bunch of animations
- Improved textures for children and female teacher
KNOWN ISSUES
- We need a lot more feedback on levels beyond level 4.
- We've heard that some Linux users are having trouble launching or seeing much of the game. Are you having that problem? If so, please send output.txt (located in the data folder) to subalterngames at gmail dot com
- There are still a view issues with children entering bathroom stalls
[ 2015-12-22 15:39:33 CET ] [ Original post ] In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.
Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
MINIMAL SETUP- OS: Ubuntu
- Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
- Storage: 500 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUP- OS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
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