IMPORTANT

This update will erase your save file. However, we've added debugging tools. In the splash (intro) screen, press 1-9 on your keyboard to restart at that level. LESS IMPORTANT For full patch notes, see CHANGELOG.txt in the data folder BUG FIXES

Cannot play game on old Linux machines (see README.txt)
Updating on Steam overwrites the save file
KO'd Fruitbol players can still run around
Fruitbol players get stuck in locker rooms
Tutorial levels break if they have already been won
Various issues with pathfinding in bathrooms

GAMEPLAY

David in Rutherford scenario is much more likely to be teased
Simplified how some child traits and quests work
Cannot hire or fire in the middle of the day or at night
-$100 per unenrolled student
Vice principals can auto-brain-hack
Fruitbol has a 2 minute time limit

UI / UX

Notifications clear at the start of each day
HUGE improvements to formatting of child trait tooltips
Budget label only shows sunset costs

KNOWN ISSUES We still don't have much feedback for levels 6-9. Have you played them? If so, what do you think?

[ 2016-01-08 16:14:46 CET ] [ Original post ]

Beta Update: Loquacious Lime

IMPORTANT

Cannot play game on old Linux machines (see README.txt)
Updating on Steam overwrites the save file
KO'd Fruitbol players can still run around
Fruitbol players get stuck in locker rooms
Tutorial levels break if they have already been won
Various issues with pathfinding in bathrooms

GAMEPLAY

David in Rutherford scenario is much more likely to be teased
Simplified how some child traits and quests work
Cannot hire or fire in the middle of the day or at night
-$100 per unenrolled student
Vice principals can auto-brain-hack
Fruitbol has a 2 minute time limit

UI / UX

Notifications clear at the start of each day
HUGE improvements to formatting of child trait tooltips
Budget label only shows sunset costs

KNOWN ISSUES We still don't have much feedback for levels 6-9. Have you played them? If so, what do you think?

[ 2016-01-08 16:14:46 CET ] [ Original post ]

In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.

Features:

Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
Nine schools, each with unique challenges
Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether

MINIMAL SETUPOS: Ubuntu
Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
Memory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space
Storage: 500 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUPOS: UbuntuMemory: 2 GB RAM
Memory: 2 GB RAM

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