No Pineapple Left Behind is now available on Steam. There's a 10% discount for the first week.
It's been a long, long two years of development; lots of highs lows, hijinks, and shennanigans. Special thanks to our beta testers, without whom this release would not be possible. We hope you (yes, you!) enjoy the game.
Questions? Feedback? Just want to chat? Head over to the Community Hub.
FAQ here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/350090/discussions/0/617336568072106689/
No Pineapple Left Behind is now available on Steam. There's a 10% discount for the first week.
It's been a long, long two years of development; lots of highs lows, hijinks, and shennanigans. Special thanks to our beta testers, without whom this release would not be possible. We hope you (yes, you!) enjoy the game.
Questions? Feedback? Just want to chat? Head over to the Community Hub.
FAQ here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/350090/discussions/0/617336568072106689/
In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.
Features:
Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
Nine schools, each with unique challenges
Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
MINIMAL SETUP
OS: Ubuntu
Processor: 2 GHzMemory: 688 MB RAMStorage: 500 MB available space