When I was a young man, I knew that I needed to paint scary Halloween pictures. My father and his father and his father's father were all accomplished scary Halloween painters. Together with their help I have made the most amaze paint game the world has ever seen.

I live in a very old house in the middle of the city. It has an odd layout with a triangular gable at one end. My sisters and I were always afraid of the downstairs bathroom. It was dark and dank. The toilet was a separate structure behind a thick flaking green toilet paper roll. The shower curtain rod was hung from the ceiling so it could make sounds like the metal snapping of a finger.

As a result, it was always very cold in the bathroom. This cold was especially unpleasant since we had three children. I would go in to take a bath, but as soon as I shut the door, I would scream and run to the refrigerator. There I would hold a plastic bag of applesauce to my head as I soaked my sad little brain in sugar.

I knew that if I could make a Halloween-themed bathroom that I would never be afraid of the bathroom. And so I did... oh yes, I did.