There are three inevitable things in life: death, taxes, and homework.

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You are but a little guy with a deadline. But the world is such a fun place! There are various things to do, and homework isn’t really that important anyway.

Procrastinate as much as you can, but watch out for your parents — they will pressure you to do work faster if they catch you lazing around. Watch the clock carefully for their arrival!

All the best, little rebel.