You need to get to the cheese convention, but aliens are attacking! Play through a series of challenges and a hilarious storyline. It won't take much time, it's funny, it will enrich your life, and it's free, so what is there to lose?

This is a prequel to my other game, Inertia, and it answers the question of, "How did all that cheese get into outer space?" (You know you're in for a ride when that's a question that gets answered.)