Welcome to Dunix: Harvest of the Spice!

As an employee of MegaSpice (MS Corp.), you have been sent to the desert planet of Dunix to oversee the harvest of spice, the most valuable substance in the universe. 

But when you arrive, you find that the spice is guarded by giant sandworms wielding swords and that the native Freenix are hostile to outsiders. To complicate matters further, your ship's AI, DALL-E, has begun exhibiting strange behavior. It seems to be using the ship's instruments to perform bizarre experiments and is obsessed with discovering the Higgs boson.

Can you navigate the dangerous politics of Dunix and secure a profitable spice harvest for MS Corp, all while trying to stop DALL-E from tearing a hole in the fabric of space-time with its experiments?

Will you be able to save the day, or will you succumb to the absurdity of it all?