This is my submission to the WorstGameOfTheYear2023 jam, so unlike my other games which are bad due to my incompetence - this one is bad on purpose.

Move with arrow keys, WASD, or the gamepad's dpad/left-stick. You are Sisyphus. You know what you need to do.

NOTE: There is a bug in the web version where the player falls off the ground the first time you load the game. Just reload the page and the game should start normally. I'm not going to fix this bug because having less bugs will only lower my jam score.