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https://questhelperstudios.itch.io/joe-biden-escape-from-maga


Ever wondered what it's like to be President Of The United States? TO BE Joe Biden for a few weeks?

In this hilarious game, you can do just that! In a satirical, fantasy setting, of course.

This visual novel game features:

[*] A choice of 3 weeks to explore in Joe Biden's chaotic, but adventure-filled presidency.

[*] Choosing actions and dialogue for multiple characters that include Melania Trump, Hunter Biden, Donald Trump, and of course, the hero of our story, President Joe Biden.

[*] Encounters with space aliens.

[*] Diplomacy dealings with Russia's Vladimir Putin.

[*] Dialogue options for putting Donald Trump in jail (dark Brandon path!).

[*] A dialogue choice on how much to charge a certain commodity at the southern US border.

[*] Guide President Biden's actions at the G20 summit

[*] Save Earth from space aliens who are threatening humanity, at a parade!

[*] Have the world's greatest meme as your Chief Of Staff to aid you in office, Pepegar!

[*] And more!

Gameplay:

Like most visual novels, you click forward to advance the story until you are presented with dialogue choices. Make sure to CHOOSE carefully! Each choice has different consequences and dialogue!

After you play this game, you will get to experience joys and benefits such as:

[*] Figuring out how to out-smart Donald Trump.

[*] "Demanding" things from Russia's Vladimir Putin. You are arch rivals after all.

[*] The best way to put a certain political person you don't like in prison.

[*] How to deal with your son's "habits".

[*] Paying for damages caused by said son.

[*] Comforting the most popular frog meme on the internet.

[*] Falling off a bike.

[*] Having great laughs.

[*] Being accused of instigating Trump's divorce scandal

[*] And more!

So why not take a break from the stresses of real life and enjoy someone else's fictional misery for a few hours? Remember, Joe Biden is serving YOU as President Of America. Let's show Mr. President some empathy and appreciation for all the dumb things he has to put up with every day!