An SHMup Where you have to survive while taking on deadly cows.

Evil Dictator Pootin'his pants has unleashed a army of deadly explosive cows to take over the world. You are a guy at the pub who just bet a guy 20 quid you can save the world with your ass-ets.

In this simple single player arcade shooter, use your Arse-enal of fartillery to blow up the bovine battalions, and dodge the stampede..

 The game is currently a demo now,  I plan to add more levels, more enemies and attacks, and more weirdness. 

Music provided by Noah Adams: https://contactingnoah.itch.io/