Dear Bacteria,

Welcome to my Genius Lab! I've prepared a feast for you, but beware, not all food is safe. Some can make you grow and explode (hehehehehehe).

Feel free to move around and eat using the little mouse on your hand (avoid the left mouse button, please). But remember, DO NOT CONSUME THE PROBIOTICS. I wouldn't want you to escape my not-so-evil lab.

Dr. Pathogenius

Certified Microbiologist from MIT (Maleficient Institute of Technology)