a sparkly girly mystery story about a princess who's just trying to eat some ice cream, kiss some jellyfish girls, and make it through her 16th birthday party without getting assassinated! also you can learn cool animal facts

"It’s a brilliant blend of dark humour and surrealism delivered in a flawless deadpan fashion. The writing style is paradoxically thoughtful and impulsive, shining like crystal pink candy with a dark cloud swirling beneath the surface. Being that this is done by Princess, it’s super gay and colourful and cute which is exactly what the world needs." -Daniel P. Lopez

may contain some scary things like death and dismemberment and cannibalism and underage kissing but i promise its cute and nice