Learn Victorian-era slang in this theatre-like cockney-em-up!
Punch out your co-actor post-scene to advance!
Have no idea what's going on!

All these great things are waiting for you in this game! Keep the crowd entertained with your excellent dialogue choices or hurt them with your terrible ones. The tongue CAN be sharper than two-edged sword, yes yes quite.

Made for Ludum Dare #32.

Controls
W & S - Cycle Options
A & D - Move Left & Right
Space - Show that cockernanny who's king!

The Afternoonified People Who Made This Delightful Piece Are

Programming
David Kilford (@d_kilford)

Art
Yosha Noesjirwan (@HozZaH)

Writing
Jared Hahn (@Element_105)

Voice Over
Dale Williams (website)