Please do not take anything from this seriously. I made this in like half a week for Beppi the Clown the Dating Simulator's anniversary (this is the third game of the series!). This is a fangame.

Best played on fullscreen mode if you're doing browser! Downloadable versions also included. Made mobile an option but I highly recommend playing on your pc, since mobile is broken. Enjoy!

Date the beloved Bob Velseb the cannibal from Srpelo's Spooky Month!

There's 11 endings in total! My rating for this is teens and up.

[Content warnings: Guns, murder, swear words, nonsense]