Puberty is weird and awkward, especially when you happen to be a tentacled space alien!

In this incredibly queer mashup of Judy Blume, Babysitters Club, and pulpy sci-fi, join three childhood friends -- Charlie, Jace, and Valentine -- as they write to each other in their online journals about going to new schools, fitting in, crushing on cuties, dealing with adults who just don't understand, and of course, all those bizarre new changes taking place in their bodies.