Welcome, Monsieur, to the world-famous Le Historique Grande Hotel & Bar & Grille & Casino, located in le heart of THE Beautiful Paris, Francias.

We hope, monsieur, that you will enjoy this le oasis in the ocean of bustling Paris, where you are the master of your domain, and where dreams and fantasies are but not but a thought away not are they.

Particular attention should be directed to our le chic and oh-so-courant showers, which are the finest instruments which have been constructured upon le earth. Would that a shower could steal your soul, such a shower as this would do so! Relax, monsieur. Breathe in the final temptations of an exhausting day and allow oneself to be overpowered by le overpowering frisson de satisfaction.

It was a perfect life, and you have it.

--Pierre Devigney, Owner and Dreamer of  Le Historique Grande Hotel & Bar & Grille & Casino

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