After hours of listening to Bondage Fairies. I give you

How To Make Soup In 60 Seconds

How to make soup in 60 seconds is a parody of a ton of stuff, it's got a cheesy story and puns.

Play as a witch that is chosen to make soup for the yearly ritual.

Pick up children and drop them into your soup pot while avoiding the police.

Fully Xbox controller supported...at least for windows :P

Controls

Key Board

Arrow keys : Move

Space bar : Drop children

Z : Next Text

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Controller

Left Stick : Move

A Button : Drop children

Z : Next Text