It's Monday morning.  Welcome to the rest of your life at The Totalitarian University -motto: 'Praesertim Pecunia'- formerly the Metropolitan University of Outer Nowhere.

As usual, you find the network is not working… so you'll have to get the network fixed. 

A text adventure where you start by trying to fix the network so you can do something more useful.  You'll never get there and can "enjoy" wandering the campus in a desperate attempt to rack up achievements.

This game contains offensive language and parody scenes of a dark nature.  It will also upset academic managers who think they're good at their job.

The interface allows point'n'click at words to give your commands as well as keyboard input.