So, one day, I was like "Hey, I know how to program, I should make a game". Well, see, the thing is, making a game is actually kinda sorta just a little bit hard. So, after far longer than I'm willing to admit, I'm finally ready to present my "results". This "game", which is less of a "game", and more of an abomination bound together by horrible code, wishful thinking, and luck, is now freely available for anyone anywhere to play. What a terrible, terrible world we live in.

Why you should download it:

• It's free!
• Twenty (20) whole levels of content!
• It might, according to some definitions of the word, even count as a "game"!
• It's kinda annoying!
• Up to 1 (one) hour of gameplay, or maybe more if you're bad!
• Download numbers going up make me happy!
• It's free!

But don't just take it from me! See what my playtesters had to say about it:

• "I give up" - Jamie
• "Random Acts of Physics isn’t not a game" - Not Paisley Sears
• "i won't lie it is extremely frustrating at times" - Eman
• "YOu JERk" - Jamie

I'd say I hope you enjoy, but that would be a lie. Suffer, you foolish mortals, suffer!