Dear Player,

Welcome to London! We hope you enjoy your stay here while you work as the head of Queen's personal biscuit dunking and tasting service.  Since you were capable of surpassing all other competitors and you've managed wangle yourself this prestigious job you're entitled to every crumb that comes off the biscuits that her majesty will consume.

WARNING! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PROFIT FROM THESE CRUMBS!

Yours Sincerely,
The Head of MI6

Credits:
Coin and Street Sounds SFX: freesfx.co.uk
Dunking SFX: soundbible.com
Music God Save The Queen