a game? this magic is unknown.

no, it is a bad game; it was born to hate you, but it will miss you when you're gone.

FEATURES:

invisible wall(s)

falling through floor

random level order

three identical endings

POSSIBLE EPILEPSY WARNING

POSSIBLE MOTION SICKNESS WARNING

graphics from the unity asset store

HOW TO PLAY:

sing to the tune of WASD + SPACEBAR where available and sashay with your mouse-hand upon that mouse or mouse-substitute. always loud at your microphone for running, but this is entirely optional -- there is no call for hurrying and you knew it already.

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY:

for glorious trainwrecks' DADADADADADA / dada's 100th anniversary.

CREDITS:

orchestral audio samples under public domain license from musopen.org, by the "musopen orchestra"

free & paid assets (models, textures, skybox, camera effects) from the unity asset store

(to do: write better attribution. don't believe it's technically necessary, but those magnificent strangers should be petrified for long-times in the bowels of once-networked datalump)